Tales From the Tail: Licking Your Way to Ecstasy.

Client’s Tale.

Let me start by saying: I fucking love getting rimmed. Spit on it. Lick it like it’s an ice cream cone in 100 degree weather and you don’t want it to melt. Go to town while you admire its beauty. And when we’ve both eventually had enough, let’s both get off.

I used to think of my asshole like a Tootsie pop — people couldn’t wait to lick their way to the center — but now I feel like it’s that off-brand, clearance bin candy that no one wants.

Believe it or not, getting rimmed is the only way I can fully get off. As soon as you drop to your knees, I open up. Woof. I’m hard just thinking about it.

Here’s a little bit more about me: I am in a monogamous relationship with my partner of 14 years. Lately, I’ve started to notice my hole feels… different. Sure, most people think “different” translates to “bad”, but it’s actually somewhat good. Key word being somewhat. A new growth has developed on the upper portion of my hole and when my partner licks and sometimes even bites this extra piece of something, I get this tickling and stimulating sensation. It must have some ridiculous amount of nerve endings because it takes me to the moon — it feels that good. The problem is, I know it shouldn’t be there, so despite how good it makes me feel, it also makes me feel self-conscious. Weird, right?

My self-consciousness is so overwhelming that even though the licking sensations make my eyes roll back in ecstasy, I simply can’t get an erection. I feel horrible for my partner. I still play the part for him, but it’s just not the same.

So, the other day, I finally mustered up enough courage to bring it up to him. He told me he was fully aware of the change in how my hole looked and felt. But to my surprise, he also shared his affection towards it. Just like me, he felt increased sensations in the region and it actually made his cock harder. Wow. Who would have thought?!

This forced me to take a deeper look at my own mental roadblocks and how they have negatively impacted my ability to get hard, let alone orgasm. I knew my partner wouldn’t be able to truly grasp the extent to which it had impacted my sex life, especially knowing now that things just got better for him.

Despite how much he liked it, I simply couldn’t overcome my own reservations and decided to get it removed (yes, it’s that bad). I’m thrilled to have found Dr. Evan Goldstein at Bespoke Surgical to fix it. I can’t wait for my hole to go back to the way it was before. No more bottom of the barrel candy — only the top shelf, lip smacking kind.

I mean, what would you have done if you were in my shoes? And how many licks does it take to get to the center of your asshole? Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

My Discussion.

When it comes to pleasure, it’s so important to understand that it’s as much mental as it is physical. Sometimes we fixate on something so small, but it doesn’t matter. Once it’s on our mind, it’s hard to let it go. And when we’re no longer present in the moment, we can’t focus on how good the sex actually feels.

So what do we do? I suggest taking the issue at hand (or, in this case, at ass) and discussing with yourself, your partner(s), and your doctor (if applicable) the positives and negatives and how to rectify the situation.

In this client’s case, the growth in question was simply a skin tag in the upper, outer portion of his asshole. These can appear as a result of a tear (fissure) or a dilated vein (hemorrhoid) that then stretched the skin, leaving a pesky remnant in its place. Regardless of its origins, it can indeed cause limitations, both mentally and physically.

Even though this client felt positive sensations from being rimmed, for many, it creates localized friction that can actually be quite annoying. Whether you get pleasure or discomfort (or both) from a skin tag, it’s important to be aware of the pros and cons of having one and then figure out what options you have to remedy the situation.

Obviously, the mental component for this client superseded any enhanced pleasures — for both himself and his partner. Fortunately, the surgery is quite easy and removal is strategically done to provide a flush surface, without any residual skin tags, and I add Botox in the muscle and skin regions to help decrease the reflexively tight spasms that occur when your asshole is cut into. Recovery is pretty straightforward and once you’re ready, you’ll first start with dilation toys to get the entire scar line fully healed, flat, and functional, before moving on to rimming and full-on bottoming.

Some may say it’s quite an ordeal for such a small little thing. However, the ass is different than any other location on the body. We use our asses quite frequently for numerous activities, like sitting, walking, exercising, shitting, and playing, and all of these can prevent the anal region from healing correctly. Understanding these principles, along with how people engage anally, is paramount to the success of your surgery.

I can’t believe that my job is to make people (w)hole again. Sure, I can be the butt of jokes (literally), but at the end of the day, we change (and oftentimes resurrect) lives and I love that about Bespoke Surgical. Anal sex and all of its pleasures are paramount to enjoying life to its fullest. Whether you’re experiencing a complicated anal ailment or one that causes more mental anguish than bodily harm, we’re here to help you find the right solution — one that’s bespoke to your needs. We can’t help it — it’s in our name.

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