May 10, 2022PSA: Dude, Put Down the Wipes.I feel like a fucking broken record, but in order to change a habit that’s ingrained in our culture, I must continue to write, blog, tweet, video — whatever it takes to educate people about the truth of wet wipes. For some people, the mere thought of having to ditch…LGBTQ4 min readLGBTQ4 min read
Dec 9, 2021Tales from the Tail — Anal Health Isn’t Just Skin DeepClient’s Tale. This motherfucker should be short and sweet. My ass had a large skin tag toward the back of my hole. I decided to see a surgeon where I live and they were able to remove it in their office under some mild, local anesthesia. All good, right? Nope. …LGBTQ3 min readLGBTQ3 min read
Nov 16, 202115 Bathroom Tips From an Anal SurgeonAre you sitting down? This isn’t your typical Buzzfeed listicle. Rather, I assembled facts, suggestions, and musings to enhance your anal knowledge and benefit your booty, specifically around going to the bathroom. Because no one ever truly taught us anything valuable about our butts (except that everybody poops). As you…LGBTQ3 min readLGBTQ3 min read
Nov 2, 2021Tales from the Tail — Do Dreams Of Your First True Love Still Haunt You?Client’s Tale. I remember it like it was yesterday. The feeling. My leg brushing up against yours. Touching my first true love. A transfer of energy that would make my heart race, my cock swell. Longing for you. But why? Misunderstood emotions. No one to confide in. I needed help…Sex3 min readSex3 min read
Oct 19, 2021Does Pooping at Work Get You Down in the Dumps?During the past 18 months of the pandemic, I am here to tell you that, for most of us, working from home has not only increased our work productivity and mental health, but also it has improved our shitting habits. Being able to listen to your body and shit whenever…Health3 min readHealth3 min read
Oct 6, 2021Tales From the Tail — New Innovations in Aesthetic Treatments for Your BootyClient’s Tale. Who the fuck wants to fuck a scarred asshole? Some may find it hot, others may not even notice (“a hole is a hole”), and others, like myself, may be turned off by one. Let’s start from the top — the top of my bottom. I had prolapsing…LGBTQ6 min readLGBTQ6 min read
Sep 21, 2021Beyond Condoms: What’s Next for Protection?Sex sells except when it comes to, well, sex care. It’s not every day you find a celebrity or influencer who is comfortable putting their name behind a sex care brand. Yes, it’s becoming more common, and I (selfishly) couldn’t be happier to see this progress. Which is why I…Sex3 min readSex3 min read
Jul 13, 2021Tales From the Tail — When Friction During Anal Sex Rubs You the Wrong WayClient’s Tale. I feel discomfort while I’m bottoming. Nothing crazy, but enough to make me avoid anal sex at nearly all costs. Independently, I recently began experiencing some other gastrointestinal issues that prompted a colonoscopy. The findings were not overly helpful, but after the procedure, I wound up developing an…Sex4 min readSex4 min read
Jun 15, 2021PSA: The #1 Essential for Successful Anal SexWhat’s the most important requirement for enjoyable, pleasurable, and successful bottoming? Is it the skin in the anal canal accepting what is being inserted into it or is it the underlying muscle in your anal canal that must fully relax? Could it be both? I’ll ask you another question. Let’s…Sex3 min readSex3 min read
Jun 2, 2021Tales From the Tail — The Dangers of Lateral Internal SphincterotomiesClient’s Tale. Ten years ago, with a rougher-than-usual partner and a thicker-than-usual cock, my asshole split. A literal tear occurred and holy shit did it fucking hurt. The scene was bloody and painful, and I would never wish it on my worst enemy. Even worse, it fucked up my relationship…LGBTQ5 min readLGBTQ5 min read
